Humor & Fun: For the Home in a Fairytale Traci Kenworth – country-lane-home-at-the-cottage

Humor & Fun: For the Home in a Fairytale Traci Kenworth 1, Quality straw. Built tough enough to keep your house from blowing in. 2. Potion for the one and only. After all, she needs to shrink to fit inside that door. 3. Apples. Sweet, red apples. Pleasant to the eye. When extended by the hand of a hag, best to beware. 4. Cats wearing mittens? Since when? 5. Oh, Mother Goose, your books have raised fortunes. And still you can’t afford to send your children to bed with more than a good night? 6. A human with a fish tail should never be out of the water. What if their legs refuse to hold them? 7. A dragon by any other name would be Maleficent. Run, poor, Aurora, before she turns your prince to cinders. 8. Three blind mice. Really? Cats would love that tail! 9. Humpty Dumpty, how pray tell did you get ON that wall with those short legs? 10. Any of the Prince Charmings are interchangeable. 11. Dear Puss in the Boots. Who thought it was a good idea to give a sword to a cat? 12. Who would let a rat have free rein in a restaurant? 13. In that spirit, those puppies should have run over Cruella Devil in the street and saved their humans the trouble. 14. A prick of the finger. I hear somethin

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