Humor & Fun: Ten Things to Avoid in the Day-to-Day Life on Pluto Traci Kenworth – country-lane-home-at-the-cottage

Humor & Fun: Ten Things to Avoid in Day-to-Day Life on Pluto Traci Kenworth Giraffe Necks Don’t Duck Well Under Bypasses. Trust me. I’ve seen this happen. It’s not a pretty sight. The neck goes one way, the body another. There’s just no time to correct the movement. Or open up that bypass. If you have a giraffe neck, no offense. Just don’t buy real estate on Pluto. It’ll lead to a downfall. Cats Don’t Like to Migrate Back to Earth from Up There. You know how a cat always returns to the home he lived in before this one? Yep. It’ll happen in big numbers. Loop after loop and the pack still hasn’t found a way off Pluto. To adjust their compasses, keep them indoors indefinitely. No Pluto is NOT named after the Dog on Disney. This should be fairly obvious to anyone who has watched Disney. The planet came first, youngsters. You May Meet with a Tragic End. Build a colony on Pluto? It might be a bit troubling to live there. Not to mention a bit cold. Central Air & Heating May Not Work There. Can you imagine the bill? No thank you! Rodents Grow Bigger Than You Think. A rat bigger than horse? It could happen. Money May be Worth Something Here but in Space? Only if you don’t have antennas and

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