And the Emmy(ish) Gift Bag Winners Are… PLUS Barb’s sure-fire proposal for an #Emmy winner. #humor

Barb Taub

How to win an Emmy

Q. What is Emmy holding and why? A. The Emmy statue (designed by television engineer Louis McManus, who used his wife as model) shows a golden woman with wings holding an atom. And this was in 1948 before marijuana was even legal in California!

Going to the Emmys gave me an idea for a TV show that’s a sure Emmy winner. I’ll call it “ShmEmmys“, in which celebrity contestants answer Emmy-related questions about each other, see who can name the most surgical enhancements in another contestant, and in a lightning elimination round, consume an entire meal from the In-n-Out secret menu WITHOUT throwing up.

The ShmEmmys will have at least three distinct advantages over the actual Emmys:

  1. The Emmys show they televise is actually about a year and a half long because after each award they have to go to a commercial so…

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