How to win an Emmy
Q. What is Emmy holding and why? A. The Emmy statue (designed by television engineer Louis McManus, who used his wife as model) shows a golden woman with wings holding an atom. And this was in 1948 before marijuana was even legal in California!
Going to the Emmys gave me an idea for a TV show that’s a sure Emmy winner. I’ll call it “ShmEmmys“, in which celebrity contestants answer Emmy-related questions about each other, see who can name the most surgical enhancements in another contestant, and in a lightning elimination round, consume an entire meal from the In-n-Out secret menu WITHOUT throwing up.
The ShmEmmys will have at least three distinct advantages over the actual Emmys:
- The Emmys show they televise is actually about a year and a half long because after each award they have to go to a commercial so…
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